Now I know why my roommate spent so much time with those election guides
For what it's worth, I voted for the safari guide on general principle. And I guess I'd admire the Bulgarian guy rather than mocking him, but that's why I almost voted for Tom Lantos two years ago and again this year -- this year I couldn't vote for him since the Outer Sunset was redistricted (probably correctly) from Lantos's South Bay district to Nancy Pelosi's urban SF district.
Date: Wed, 06 Nov 2002 00:44:50 -0800
From: Scott Coon <[FIRST NAME DOT LAST NAME]@silicon-age.com>
Subject: Quotes from the Candidates
To: [...]
Folks,
An election is a time to reflect that the governance of our nation, at all
levels, lies in the hands of men and women just like ourselves. Here are
some quotes I couldn't resist pulling from the California and San Francisco
2002 voter guides (I think that falls under fair use.) Some are there
because the candidate doesn't seem to know what party he or she belongs to,
or because they seem utterly irrelevant to the office the candidate is
actually running for. Others are just a not-so-sobering reminder of exactly
what government by the people means.
Last thought: some of these folks seem silly, but they're out there,
stumping for what they believe and trusting us to listen. God bless them
all. Enjoy....
Scott
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WHY RUN FOR OFFICE?
Reinhold Gulke, American Independent, Governor
"Every Californian knows there is something wrong with California."
Kalee Przybylak, Natural Law, Lieutenant Governor
"It's been said that leaders of Native American cultures make their
decisions based on how it will affect the next seven generations. This
philosophy is the basis of my candidacy for Lieutenant Governor."
Glen Freeman Mowrer, Green, Attorney General
"It is a time for a war on inhumanity to our fellows."
Paul Jerry Hannosh, Reform Party, Lieutenant Governor
"'Righteousness exalts a nation...' Proverbs 14:34"
Alexandra Pastine, San Francisco Board of Education Commissioner
"'Be the change you want to make happen' - Gandhi"
Gary David Copeland, Libertarian, Governor
"Do we ignore Milton Friedman, Herbert Spencer, and Gene Roddenberry -
some of my favorite philosophers - at our peril?"
Jeanne-Marie Rosenmeier, Green, State Treasurer
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going. And
that's scary."
QUALIFICATIONS
Edward C. Noonan, American Independent, Secretary of State
"I have been involved with helping hundreds of fellow Californians who
have been threatened and/or arrested by Supermarkets for registering people
to vote...."
Diane Beall Templin, American Independent, Attorney General
"I support Biblical and Constitutional Principles of Life, Liberty and
Property. I have worked for Crime Prevention by teaching my own daughter,
now 25, right from wrong, hugs not drugs...."
Ernest F. Vance, American Independent Party, State Controller
"I am treasurer of three organizations: the Sacramento County A.I.P.,
the SCNRA Members Council, and of my local church."
Vesko G. Marinov, Bay Area Rapid Transit Board of Directors
"I have also coordinated the struggle for human rights in Bulgaria
during the final years of communism...."
Gail K. Lightfoot, Libertarian, Secretary of State
"I am a Retired Nurse with certificates in Public Health and ICU, CCU,
MICU, ER and IV Therapy...I know how to quickly assess situations, take
instant remedial action, and teach individuals and families to cope with
illness under extreme stress."
Nathan E. Johnson, American Independent, State Treasurer
"I am 59 years old and have lived in the San Diego area since 1959.
Living there has made me familiar with international border problems."
Dale F. Ogden, Libertarian, State Insurance Commissioner
"I have never held poolitical office and, if elected, would never seek
another political office."
Bill Doherty, San Francisco Board of Education Commissioner
"My occupation is: Safari Guide"
POLICY GOALS
Gail K. Lightfoot, Libertarian, Secretary of State
"I support...a vastly strengthened local library system through the
State Library."
Andrew Lee, San Francisco Board of Supervisors
"Timing streetlights so we don't sit in traffic isn't technically
difficult."
Steve Westly, Democrat, State Controller
"I'm also the only candidate for Controller who will protect a woman's
right to choose...."
Ernest F. Vance, American Independent Party, State Controller
"I am in agreement with the A.I.P. platform, and the 2nd Amendment."
Peter Miguel Camejo, Green, Governor
"Support the World Court."
Gail K. Lightfoot, Libertarian, Secretary of State
"I would increase eligible voter participation through easy to
understand election pamplets....By including a detailed explanation of
political party positions and principles along with photos and statements
from all candidates, I would empower voters to make voting decisions using
the election pamphlet...."
[Note: quote taken from the CA General Election Official Voter
Information Guide. The Guide contains statements and photos from
candidates
and explanations of political party positions and principles.]
Pat Wright, Libertarian, Lieutenant Governor
"My most recent crusade is the legalization of the domestic ferret in
California, one of two states to ban them. For being visible and
outspoken,
I've had one ferret confiscated at his vet and euthanized, and armed agents
broke down my door to seize my other ferrets. While ferrets are not an
important issue to most Californians, how government works should be. This
has been an education for me - one that will serve me, and you, well in
Sacramento."
Ed Kuwatch, Libertarian, Attorney General
"Finally, I would encourage businesses to put full walls and doors on
public restroom stalls."
OUTLOOK
Abel Mouton, San Francisco Community College Board
"There is something to be said for running City College while doing as
little damage as possible."
Edward C. Noonan, American Independent, Secretary of State
"Police and judges become corrupted when they side with Shopping
Malls...."
Laura Wells, Green, State Controller
"To know what to do, ask critical questions and Follow Your Heart."
Jim King, American Independent, Lieutenant Governor
"Therefore, I do not support a moralless secular-humanist agenda whose
true objective is to overthrow Western Civilization as we know it."
Donna J. Warren, Green, Lieutenant Governor
"And discriminatory laws against gays and lesbians will become a thing
of the past, like witch trials and bell bottoms."
Kalee Przybylak, Natural Law, Lieutenant Governor
"I believe that through utilizing 'natural laws' and creating a unity
consciousness throughout our electorate, we are better able to begin to
address the needs of a changing society."
Jeanne-Marie Rosenmeier, Green, State Treasurer
"The people of California are energetic, diverse, innovative,
and...well...great!"