Just one question
How does she drive? Her eyeholes are that good?

Southern stuff
On the one hand Virginia Postrel is right ("TOXIC RUNOFF") about Yankee liberals and their patronizing assumptions. On the other hand, this is absurd. Remind me not to go to Georgia any time soon. (Gold Club, anyone?)

Is there really no place in this country to go and be a good, happy-go-lucky, freedom-loving Republican?

Rowr?

One Night In Bangkok
So the Thais are mad now.

I have an idea: Shut down the child prostitution rings and then we'll talk.

Speaking of that, here's what I'd call an even more depraved form of child prostitution.

As an antidote to all that, some good old-fashioned capitalist chicks.

Sara Rimensnyder, will you marry me?

(Best answer I ever heard to this kind of figurative question: "If my wife doesn't object and if you shave the beard.")

Heh.